Our Creed

We here at Douche of the Day have been milling around, searching for that special someone. That person, that one man or woman that exemplifies the term, douche. This has to be someone of innate doucheness, not learned, but born with that awesome douchedom attitude. The pure douchery only found in the flowers of Doucheland, crumbled in the great douche-mortar-pestle, liquefied and fed via douche-bottles to that amazing person . . . Douchebag McGee. There's one born everyday, and we here at DotD intend to find them, and post them here, for you, our clean down-below audience.